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Photo caption competition      

Following the interest in the photographic competition here's a logical twist. Although this competition has no prizes, it is an opportunity for you to have a bit of a laugh and express your creativity in coming up with a great caption for these photographs.

To start you off here's a photo submitted by Euan McDonald.

If you have a photo involving a CMP please send it to me for inclusion.

     
     
       
Captions      
" First one to the Bingo hall and back wins" - Dwayne Hordij      
"I KNOW I built it - there are my initials scratched on the back of the bumper!" - Grant R      
"Beauty and the Beast 2" - Colin McGregor Stevens      
"The jerk spent all his money on that and won't buy my daughter a fur coat" - Greg      
"....hmmm...??? Back in my day,"Red nuts" meant a trip to the Doctor......" - Alex Blair      
"With the new cam in my walker,I'll kick his ass this time...." - Alex Blair      
" How did we win the war with junk like this " - Mike Kelly      
"Why can't you have a nice little car like everyone else?" - Hanno Spoelstra Hanno also comments: "Mind you, this is a real life quote I got from Richard Notton. His mother asked "Why can't you have a nice little car like everyone else?" when he showed her his "old army truck" (a honking big 6x6 Stalwart!).":    
"What an ugly thing! What on earth are you going to do with that?" - Hanno Spoelstra "Oh dear, another real life quote, if I might add. When I got home from England to pick up my F15A, all my wife could mutter was "What an ugly thing! What on earth are you going to do with that?". She's quite right, of course, CMPs are ugly... "    
"Now what does that handlebar at the front remind me of....?" - Martin IJdo